Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Things I'm wondering today

Why is the Glad Wrap on my desk?

Whatever happened to the awesome Melbourne Cool Change?

Have they invented licquorice infused vodka yet?
If so, why don't I have any?
If not, WHY NOT?

Why is Nicolas Cage permitted in front of a camera?

and again - how much hair can this Disco dog drop in one day???? It looks like the previous volume was normal...now it appears she is actually moulting. I literally have hair snow drifts at the back steps and all the way down the side of the deck.

Why does Fluffy Mutt have to roll in poo when her hair is long? Why must it be a combination of cat AND possum poo?