Thursday, May 13, 2010

Scorpio and The Aquaman.

So as previously mentioned I have 2 ex-husbands. One I actually married in a church, the other I married by having his babies.

Yes I am great friends with both. Yes Scorpio and Aquaman think highly of each other and have talked shit over a beer or three on several occasions.

A few people in my life have met both. Many people in my life have only met one or the other. Nothing is funnier the moment when someone meets The Other One. They look at me funny.

Because these 2 boys are as different as night and day.

This is Scorpio.

Bad, nasty, irresponsible, inconsiderate. Dark, broody and INCORRIGIBLE. Anti-social, not afraid of anything, tells me horrible stories, makes me laugh. He thinks I am the Awesome Birthing Goddess and tells everyone he meets. Beats up assholes hurting women and rescues small dogs from hot cars (twice actually). Doesn't care if I go out with my friends or when I get home. No one on this planet makes me angrier than this man. No one on this planet can get me into bed faster.

This is The Aquaman.

Considerate, housetrained, capable, social and fun. Sporty, good at everything he does. Always flying in on his white charger (umm, ute/pickup) and pulling me out of a jam. Never a week went by without a bunch of flowers and dragging me somewhere interesting for the weekend. Calms me down just by being in the room. Makes me a little bit 1950's. Likes to know where I am and who I am with. Convinced I poop rose petals.

I've spent YEARS trying to work out a way to cut the best bits out of both of them so I can jam them back together as some sort of Ultimate Man. As much as they both have awesome points, both of them shit me to tears as well.
Actually looking back on this situation I'm just not sure if I'm commitment phobic or not. Meh.

Sigh. It sucks being a Gemini sometimes.

Using references from Buffy the Vampire Slayer would of course mean this is me

I can live with that image....


E. said...

Oooh, nice.

Go Buffy, I mean Lulu!

Lori @ RRSAHM said...

Go the Spike, every time...

Lucy said...

Oh Luce. I never married my Scorpio. I left him in another country. Only just. He is still there for me to run to, if my Aquaman falls over. Eeeeek.

scone said...

Woo ! Love a bad boy, but would have to look like your good guy tho ;)

Jen said...

ooo I never did take the steps to be with my past life Scorpio! instead I shacked up with Aquaman...but I wonder sometimes!

I have tagged you in a meme :)

Wanderlust said...

Damn, if you figure out how to get that man osmosis thing to work, let me know.

Anonymous said...

I have always found Scorpio's....haven't met my Aquaman yet...or maybe I have recently, but he's just a little too dull! Needs a bit more sting!