Friday, September 25, 2009

Nyah, Nyah - I gotta ShamWOW!

Yep, got it today. Wooooo!

Scorpios mum got one - with a BONUS set for ordering within 15 minutes on a Tuesday and a free set of steak knives...or something. Actually she ordered it months ago and it arrived today.

Cyclone is beside himself - for a long time he has been telling me he loves me SO MUCH he will buy me a Shamwow for Christmas. Awww.

So the first thing we do is get a bowl of water and imitate the ad. YEP, it works the same! Yes you can cut them into smaller pieces but I advise against that cos the smaller they are the less WOW they are. Still awesome though.

Take a look at this dude. Is he related to Ace Ventura?

Apparently NOT. His name is Vince. Born Vince Schlomi, he changed his name to Vince Offer after his comedy career bombed badly and he tuned to infomercials (better than heroin I suppose). I found heaps of info about Vince - ex Scientologist, sued them for defamation and the like, but I won't go into it too much cos I don't want to ruin my idea of Vince Shamwow.

I will however tell you this - "On February 7, 2009, Offer was arrested in Miami Beach, Florida on a charge of felony battery after an altercation with a 26-year-old prostitute. Offer, who appears in police reports under his real name Vince Shlomi, contended that he struck the prostitute when she "bit his tongue and would not let go." Prosecutors later declined to file formal charges against either individual."


You'll say WOW, every time.....


Wanderlust said...

Anyone with a name like Vince Schlomi is bound to end up getting bitten by prostitutes at some point, it's just the law.